Grrr...
I will NOT add Sasquatches to the list. Just for your clarification. It's MY topic.
Okay, okay, I'm (sorta) joking. But I still won't add them.

I like monkeys because they are mischievous, clever and highly trainable, and can make great pets for somebody who wants them... *glances at Josh*
I like seals because they are also clever and highly trainable, and make great pets for anybody (anybody who owns a giant swimming pool and lots of fish, that is) who wants them.
Also, they are useful to the military in many ways.
I like dolphins because they are also mischievous, clever, and highly trainable (*panting*), and can make great pets for anybody who qualifies to own a seal. (see above) They are also used for therapy, and while they are playful and 'bouncy' (how can a swimming animal be bouncy, you ask? I don't know-they just are), they are also gentle and loving when they sense weakness. (unlike others I could name-sharks, and boys)
Anyway, out of the three, I'd rather have a dolphin-for personal reasons.

Enough is enough. How about we all just agree to stop talking about this, because gnomes are cool.(As well as Seals and Monkeys)

Oh, puhlease! I don't really care about gnomes right now. Plus, I have an awful headache. I'm in NO mood to argue.
Andrew, that's what's called a 'red herring'. A red herring is anything that leads away from the main topic of discussion. Gnomes and Sasquatches are both red herrings, so I will ask you to please refrain from them.
Thank you very much.
Randomly yours, KitKat. (that's my internet name on homeschoolblogger and other places)